I love unmade beds. I love when people are drunk and crying and cannot be...– (via stymshaws)
affeineismycocaine: eyepatchesandpipes: randomdice: riverhorris: jaycosmicpower: strawberrytop007: hyperwolf: livelife-havefun-partyhard: Parrot caught singing let the bodies hit the floor I was so done when it whispered…I would shit bricks if I heard that when I got up to get a drink in the middle of the night… “Let the bodies hit the….FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR!!!” OMG. THE...
whymoffatwhy: shiphassailed: tigerpellets: I NEVER KNEW THIS I NEVER KNEW THAT WAS WHAT AMERICANS MEANT WHEN THEY SAID “QUITE” WHY DIDN’T ANYBODY TELL ME SUDDENLY THAT ONE SONG THAT GOES “HELLO I MISS YOU QUITE TERRIBLY” MAKES LIKE A MILLION TIMES MORE SENSE are you serious british people i feel like this means i’ve been overestimating your enthusiasm about things for my entire...
tessaviolet: sarahxgetsxscared: bad-wolf-of-baskerville: authocracy: kingcheddarxvii: do you think God ever gets sad like “what do you mean you don’t love yourself i worked so hard on you….” …why is this so uplifting I’m not even religious and this makes me smile. I don’t even believe in god but this made me smile. I believe in God and this makes me smile.
stolenpandorica: It’s funny how if you get an A on a test your grade goes up like 2 percent but if you get a F your grade goes down like the titanic
puckquinn: if you ever leave my door open and i have to get up and close it myself just know that’s me closing the door on our relationship forever
fartgallery: 4/20? You mean 1/5 reduce your fractions did you even learn math
discomplete: “i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography