May 2013
4 posts
“I love unmade beds. I love when people are drunk and crying and cannot be...”
– (via stymshaws)
April 2013
63 posts
Watchaffeineismycocaine:
eyepatchesandpipes:
randomdice:
riverhorris:
jaycosmicpower:
strawberrytop007:
hyperwolf:
livelife-havefun-partyhard:
Parrot caught singing let the bodies hit the floor
I was so done when it whispered…I would shit bricks if I heard that when I got up to get a drink in the middle of the night…
“Let the bodies hit the….FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR!!!”
OMG. THE...
whymoffatwhy:
shiphassailed:
tigerpellets:
I NEVER KNEW THIS
I NEVER KNEW THAT WAS WHAT AMERICANS MEANT WHEN THEY SAID “QUITE”
WHY DIDN’T ANYBODY TELL ME
SUDDENLY THAT ONE SONG THAT GOES “HELLO I MISS YOU QUITE TERRIBLY” MAKES LIKE A MILLION TIMES MORE SENSE
are you serious british people
i feel like this means i’ve been overestimating your enthusiasm about things for my entire...
tessaviolet:
sarahxgetsxscared:
bad-wolf-of-baskerville:
authocracy:
kingcheddarxvii:
do you think God ever gets sad like “what do you mean you don’t love yourself i worked so hard on you….”
…why is this so uplifting
I’m not even religious and this makes me smile.
I don’t even believe in god but this made me smile.
I believe in God and this makes me smile.
stolenpandorica:
It’s funny how if you get an A on a test your grade goes up like 2 percent but if you get a F your grade goes down like the titanic
puckquinn:
if you ever leave my door open and i have to get up and close it myself just know that’s me closing the door on our relationship forever
fartgallery:
4/20? You mean 1/5 reduce your fractions did you even learn math
discomplete:
“i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography
